Listing, Volume One

THINGS THAT SHOULD BE TIGHT

Gift wrap
Tupperware lids
The seal on a ravioli pod
Your snorkel mask
The top of a blender
Ties on a trashbag
Bike gears
Shoe laces
Bobby pins
Guitar strings
A surfboard leash
The skin of a grape

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE TOO TIGHT:

Bra straps
Pickle jars
Full subway cars
Pen caps
The hair tie on your wrist
Shoulder joints
Ski boots
Work out pants
Bathing suit bottoms
A headband
Skinny jeans